The truth of the matter is that getting old sure sucks!!! If my body was a car, I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model.
I've got bumps, dents and scratches in places I didn't even know I had. My paint job is getting dull. My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
It takes me hours to reach maximum speed. But the worst is: every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!! No kidding, getting old is not for wimps!
Good advice from the only lady who understands me.